Give everyone that passes through a warm friendly greeting with the middle finger snowglobe. Great for use throughout the entire year, just a few shakes fills the globe in a flurry of brightly colored glitter for a festive way of telling others to fuck off.
$12.00
One up that hipster writing his avanguard novel using a feather and scroll by candle light by using the Bluetooth typewriter keyboard. It features an old school design that simulates the tactile clicky feel of a vintage typewriter so you can write in style.
$309.00
Have loads of 90s styled high tech fun with the talkboy tape recorder from Tiger. Armed with a blank cassette and the speed recorder setting that lets you change your voice, you'll be able to pull off all kinds of pranks on friends and family.
$99.00
Keep your mane looking as glorious and thick as ever by sprinkling some beard oil into your manly whiskers. Made from all natural ingredients, this special oil contains a delightful woodsy scent and is designed to give your beard and mustache a brilliant luster.
$19.99
The future of home security has arrived and it's called the PEQ smarthome sensor system. Once your home is wired up, you'll be able to check on your house 24 hours a day and also get alerted via text if anyone triggers the motion sensors.
$299.95
Saint Nick may not be paying you a visit this year but fear not for Krampus has your back. He'll reward your naughty ways by allowing you to get inebriated using this distinguished beer stein masterfully carved and painted with a rendition of his iconic image.
$48.00
Stay in shape while cooling off in paradise by getting a full body workout on the hybrid stand-up-sit-on-paddle board. This eleven foot behemoth comes outfitted with padded flat bottom foot swells that cater to your preferred style of paddling.
$796.09
Go on an out of this world mission to dreamland by sleeping in the purple galaxy bed covers. These lovely satin covers showcase a mesmerizing image of our vast cosmos with amazing detail and artistry that will captivate your imagination.
$188.00
Show the world what a radical S.O.B. you are by proudly sporting the Predator movie inspired "Son of a Bitch" patch. It perfectly immortalizes the iconic scene where Arnold shares a classic 80s'esque homoerotic flexing handshake with Carl Weathers.
$5.00
Give yourself a healthy dose of radioactive freshness by lathering up with the glow in the dark nuclear soap. This handmade item features a unisex rainwater scent and comes shaped like some of the most radioactive elements on the planet like Uranium and Plutonium.
$31.30
Be ready for an unexpected attack that comes your way by keeping the handy self defense aluminum cane at your side. Apart from assisting you while walking, it can easily be wielded with one or two hands, allowing you to protect yourself against a would-be attacker.
$81.85
Pierce and crush through anything standing in your way using the steel war hammer. Forged out of 5150 steel and differentially heat treated for maximum destructive power, it comes fitted with an elongated wooden handle for maximum leverage.
$51.99
Keep your pooch entertained for hours on end while you help rehabilitate their natural hunting instincts with the timed puzzle feeder for dogs. Apart from getting them back in touch with their primal instincts, it'll also keep them from chewing up your possessions.
$39.99
Show off your family pride with some humor with the zombie family car decals. Every member of the family from mom and dad to the family goldfish are represented in a gruesome style that depicts them as brain hungering zombies!
$5.99
Have some fun with your growing baby bump by sporting this peeking baby maternity shirt. Available in a variety of colors and both genders, the creative design shows your unborn fetus peeking their little head from the zip-fastener in your stomach.
$22.90
Get your offspring used to a life a luxury from an early age by letting him/her drive around in the Range Rover ride-on car. It comes fully loaded with flashy rims, tinted windows, and a realistic push-to-start ignition that'll make them feel like they're driving the real thing.
$296.00
Straight from the frozen battlefields of Hoth, the Star Wars AT-AT walker ear plugs have made their way to our Earth to provide some geeky flair for your outfit. Perfect for the oppressive Imperialist, these stainless steel plugs are made to order in various sizes.
$29.95
Breathe some life into your backyard by turning it into a haven for butterflies with the monarch butterfly habitat kit. The kit comes with everything you'll need to plant milkweed - the only plant that supports monarch butterflies - and help out a struggling species.
$15.00
Give your shower setup a distinct touch by replacing your conventional soap bar with this amethyst quartz crystal soap. Made from detergent-free glycerin, it features a delightful scent and a beautiful purple amethyst design that'll add flair to any bathroom.
$5.25
Turn your baby into the cutest little sea creature you've ever laid eyes on by keeping them warm with the starfish blanket. When it's cold out, this cuddly and soft over sized blanket completely envelops your bundle of joy so they stay warm and comfy.
$36.04
Make your geekiest dreams come true by following in the footsteps of your idols like Stan Lee and designing your very own Superhero comic book. The kit contains everything you'll need to bring your ideas to life no matter what your age or artistic skill set.
$15.69
Keep your blood circulating while staying on top of your demanding workload by maximizing your day using the treadmill workstation. The desk provides ample space for all your belongings and features a 1.5 horsepower motor treadmill to keep you in motion as you work.
$1,504.00
Have you ever tried doing repairs at home all by yourself? If so, you know just how difficult it can be to measure something while attempting to hold the tape as you mark down the spot. The adhesive measuring tape will finally solve this problem once and for all.
$7.81
Keep your eye on the ball - of yarn - all year round with the business cats calendar. Purrrfect for feline friendly office environments - the calendar helps you stay organized while displaying some immaculately dressed kitties in their best business attire.
$20.00
Craft a one of a kind costume that'll astonish and terrify by topping it off with one of these paper mache animal masks. The expertly crafted masks comes accented with pieces of hair and fur for added realism, in both a male and female form.
$108.00
