Give everyone that passes through a warm friendly greeting with the middle finger snowglobe. Great for use throughout the entire year, just a few shakes fills the globe in a flurry of brightly colored glitter for a festive way of telling others to fuck off.
$12.00
One up that hipster writing his avanguard novel using a feather and scroll by candle light by using the Bluetooth typewriter keyboard. It features an old school design that simulates the tactile clicky feel of a vintage typewriter so you can write in style.
$309.00
Have loads of 90s styled high tech fun with the talkboy tape recorder from Tiger. Armed with a blank cassette and the speed recorder setting that lets you change your voice, you'll be able to pull off all kinds of pranks on friends and family.
$99.00
Keep your mane looking as glorious and thick as ever by sprinkling some beard oil into your manly whiskers. Made from all natural ingredients, this special oil contains a delightful woodsy scent and is designed to give your beard and mustache a brilliant luster.
$19.99
The future of home security has arrived and it's called the PEQ smarthome sensor system. Once your home is wired up, you'll be able to check on your house 24 hours a day and also get alerted via text if anyone triggers the motion sensors.
$299.95
Saint Nick may not be paying you a visit this year but fear not for Krampus has your back. He'll reward your naughty ways by allowing you to get inebriated using this distinguished beer stein masterfully carved and painted with a rendition of his iconic image.
$48.00
Stay in shape while cooling off in paradise by getting a full body workout on the hybrid stand-up-sit-on-paddle board. This eleven foot behemoth comes outfitted with padded flat bottom foot swells that cater to your preferred style of paddling.
$796.09
Go on an out of this world mission to dreamland by sleeping in the purple galaxy bed covers. These lovely satin covers showcase a mesmerizing image of our vast cosmos with amazing detail and artistry that will captivate your imagination.
$188.00
Show the world what a radical S.O.B. you are by proudly sporting the Predator movie inspired "Son of a Bitch" patch. It perfectly immortalizes the iconic scene where Arnold shares a classic 80s'esque homoerotic flexing handshake with Carl Weathers.
$5.00
Give yourself a healthy dose of radioactive freshness by lathering up with the glow in the dark nuclear soap. This handmade item features a unisex rainwater scent and comes shaped like some of the most radioactive elements on the planet like Uranium and Plutonium.
$31.30
